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| » Hungry Rooster |
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu.
When time to order the sheik orders for himself ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 403 times |
| » Measure Intelligence |
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! ...
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| Added on : 14-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 36 times |
| » Hot Sister |
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very mu ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 685 times |
| » Gun Shopping |
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!" ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 20 times |
| » Final Words |
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. ''Sleep now, its all right,'' he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, ''Honey, I really need to tell you something.'' Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.
''Jake, honey, I need ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 155 times |
| » Your so ugly |
You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 188 times |
| » Ugly Kids |
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom. ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 316 times |
| » Very Poor |
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, '4th bottle to the left.' ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 108 times |
| » Ahh The Suspense |
Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll let you know tomorrow. ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 158 times |
| » Happy Meal |
You're so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonald's on Lay-A-way. ...
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| Added on : 15-Mar-2004 |
Added by : Durigu Rares |
Viewed : 97 times |
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